Pop 'Till You Drop: The Bizarre World of Pimple Popping

This is not only a thing, apparently it's a HUGE thing, especially the videos.

Just one question: Why?

"I'm a zit; get it?"

Toenail Collection: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

He seems to be normal. 

But unfortunately he's completely wacky.

Guys & Dolls: You DON'T Wanna See It Again and Again...

Not surprisingly, actually exactly as creepy as it sounds.

Note: One image might be considered NSFW in your workplace. The rest are simply wacky.

The Period Piece: no No NO!

Oh, dear God, I...(retching sound).

Climate Change: That ISN'T The Hoax, Fellas...

...YOU are.

Irrefutable, conclusive, unshakable, and consensus are words you'll find often on theses types of climate-change-is-a-hoax sites.

Oh, and hoax is used an awful lot as well.

JIP: Easy Pickin's From Low-Hanging Religious Nutbags

Granted, most daily wackiness comes in the form of religious and/or political zanies posting the usual nonsense. Sometimes, however, we must give credit where it's due.

Thus, we present, Jesus is Precious.

It's not that he's NOT precious, but this guy goes on, and on, and on, and on...ad infinitum, ad astra, about absolute pablum.

And when you think he's done, he's not even started. The sheer number of links and articles here musta taken a lifetime to put together. So, kudos, crazy fundamentalist guy; kudos.

"The best present you can give your family is an obedient wife."

Hollow Earth: Only For Those With Hollow Heads

Until I saw this site, I had no idea that we actually lived on a mere shell of a planet.

At a certain point, are we using the science only to make ourselves feel better? I would have much more respect for these guys if they would just come out and say, "Uhm, this is what we believe, and we don't care if you like it or not, and we have nothing to back it up."

Okay, you got me. I wouldn't have any more respect for these guys in any circumstance.

Holocaust Deniers: It's Only Murder If They Were Gassed

Australia seems to produce quite a bit of wacky. Right up there in the top ranks of wacky sits these guys.  Extra credit that they make holocaust denial a moral issue.

Quick side story. We had the daughter of a German general staff member come and speak to our class at a high school where I taught years ago. She convinced the kids in the class that the Jews died of starvation because you don't give food to people in prison during wartime before you would give food to the general population. The kids all nodded in agreement and said that she made perfect sense.

People like her and like these Australians give us the sad.

Poopsenders: When You Care Enough To Send The Very Worst

Ok, so, someone has made you angry, and you want to get even.

Don't take matters into your own hands! Send for Poopsenders!

Please read the customer testimonial page.

Walking in a Willy Wonderland: The Penis Museum

It's like they're OBSESSED or something.

'Course, it's Iceland, so. 

The website asks, "Need more information?" 

No, we get it.

Prince Philip Worshippers: A Whole New Perpsective on Vain Idols

Yes, apparently, there is a whole tribe of people who worship Prince Philip.

Phil the Greek isn't even worshipped in his own country.

Bronies: Don't Stare Directly at Them

Simply because there are a lot of them does not mean that they're not wacky as heck.

*sigh* If you insist on learning more about this wonderful group, find a local meeting here.

I cannot now unsee it. 

Drinking Urine: They Call It Mellow Yellow

The difference between broccoli and boogers? You have to teach your kids to eat broccoli.

I now await the joke about the difference between urine and YooHoo...

Why You Should Start Drinking Your Own Pee

ICR: For the Times When Faith Simply Won't Suffice

Surprise! They're out of Dallas, Texas.

This article on language is pretty wacky, but the entire site brings a shiny veneer to the pseudo-science department of Bibleland. I'm pretty sure they collaborate with the Creation Museum.

If you're brave and have time, also check out their poor Tennessee cousins.

FDR: Pure Evil Because Evil

"If nothing else, the decision by Roosevelt in 1933 to deliberately and consciously destroy global liquidity markets in the midst of a global liquidity crisis remains one the greatest acts of economic terrorism of the 20th Century and directly contributed to the deaths of millions through starvation, including the wars that ensued less than seven years later."

Uh-huh. 

More here.