The Eyes Have It: It's Why I'm Cuckoo For Coco Puffs

It seems that our strange addiction to Cap'n Crunch is not entirely our own fault. That maven of the sea, Horatio Magellan Crunch, has been secretly hypnotizing kids with his eyes.

The rum-soaked bastard isn't alone in this subversive activity, either, apparently.

Creepy Cap'n Crunch first coined the phrase, "Li'l Buddy."

Family Band: The Day the Music...and Bob...Died

What do you get when you cross the Partridge Family with a fundamentalist Christian group?

Apparently, you get these idiots.

There has to be a Bonaduce somewhere in the bunch.

Somewhere, Reuben Kinkaid is shaking his head, "No."

Tiny House: Uhm, Why?

We actually like the tidy house craze. We totally get it. However, this is ridiculous.

We mean, why would you ruin a perfectly good tiny house by attaching that lousy hybrid to it?

       

It was a fine idea at the time; now, it's a stupid mistake. 

Kill The Gays: All We Have Left Are Brain-Dead Rednecks

This California idiot wants to kill gay people.

Robin Williams, in one of his movie roles, says something like "Well, if we kill all the fags, spics, wops, and gooks, then all we will have left are a couple of brain-dead rednecks, and what fun is that?"

Amen.

This is scary-wacky. 

The Sports Wacky: Odd German Sports

In honor of one of our German (Germerman) freunds, we present a daily wacky sports report on odd sports in Germany and other Deutch-spraken countries.

Yes, we went to the Sid Caesar school of language.

He was a poor wrestler because he was all thumbs...

Eclipse End Times: We Revisit An Old Friend

And that old friend is the wacky fringe of religious stupidity. These guys and even these guys swear on their bibles--literally--that today's eclipse marks a sign of the end of the age.

We hope so. At least for them.

Bad moon risin...

Coffee Enemas: Make Mine A Cappuccino

Yes, the human race is finally done it. We have reached the outer edges of extreme wackiness.

Insert coffee enema joke in the comments (key word: insert).

Okay, the hot coffee I can see, but that handle's gonna leave a mark...