The Eyes Have It: It's Why I'm Cuckoo For Coco Puffs

It seems that our strange addiction to Cap'n Crunch is not entirely our own fault. That maven of the sea, Horatio Magellan Crunch, has been secretly hypnotizing kids with his eyes.

The rum-soaked bastard isn't alone in this subversive activity, either, apparently.

Creepy Cap'n Crunch first coined the phrase, "Li'l Buddy."